i permit you to call me
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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