Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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