Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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