we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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