so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
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For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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