i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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