Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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