If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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