i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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