He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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