I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Randomize
