you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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