I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize