I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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