At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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