is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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