i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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