based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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