I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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