I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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