so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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