i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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