if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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