whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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