so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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