Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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