What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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