I don't think brook has ever known best
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
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my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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