Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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