just come out here and I will go home with you...
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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