What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
