Sry I called you an 8
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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