So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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