you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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