oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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