I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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