just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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