why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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