i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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