Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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