wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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