Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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