you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.