But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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