After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!