so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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