so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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