Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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