I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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