I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize