He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We're too hungover to prance.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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