does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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