We're like a lot better than the average bears
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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