Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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