I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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