the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You need Xanax blowdarts
I still have a little drunk in my system
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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