And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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